Overheard in the Women's Studies section

American woman in her early twenties: 'So I'm not sure if I can really ask you this, but what exactly is your relationship with them?'

Slightly scruffy English woman: 'Well yes, I used to date both of them. But I have two boyfriends at the moment and I just don't have time for a girlfriend as well right now.

That's why I love Brookline Booksmith.